I’ve discovered I have quite a knack for babysitting. I sit by the baby and help clean up all all the food that misses her mouth hole. (I may have been a cheeky monkey and taken a cheese sando right out of her hand and swallowed it in one gulp at one point too... but what can I say it was like stealing candy from a baby 🤭)
He sniffed the hell out of that clear glass before allowing me to take a picture...with him you are as safe as possible on Earth ! Every damn thing that enters home has to pass his 3 stage scan
1. Mouth - did u guys eat chicken..
2. Hands - did u guys held a chicken..or worse, u pet someone
3. Bags - is there chicken 🤣