I got to walk in our town’s Christmas parade today. I was the hit of the parade! Karen kept hearing everyone talk about me from the sides of the road. She only had to take two pieces of candy out of my mouth. But that didn’t stop me from trying to getting more. There was a guy fangirling over me because he has a Brittany. He even had the audacity to look to see if I have any 🌰 because he wanted me to have babies with his female. But my manhood was taken in the big 🌰 Massacre of 2013.