Da hooman dessrupts mah naps time wiff dis: "What do chu get if Santa goes down da chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle." i wans to go doons a cheemnee wen tis lits so i do nots has to hears dis yokes.🙄
Now heres a yokes meh can weelates too: Wat do chu call Santa wen he's wearing ear muffs? Anything, he can't hear you.
chu no who else can nots hears meh?? granmas! sumtimes meh cries to be lets in da rooms n she no hears meh cries 😭 den sumtimes she puts meh oot to go da potty n she does not hear meh cryins to come baks insides 😭😭 da deecepshins😭 #TerribleJokeThursday
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An hour ago we had a real bad dog encounter and I haven’t really calmed down yet. I had Bella on a short leash and she was behaving really well when an offleash Aussie ran across the street to attack her. I didn’t see that coming to be honest but luckily I reacted very quickly (owning a reactive yourself makes you a real ninja 😅) and so I pulled Bella behind me to block the Aussie with my body. He approached us extremely aggressively and unfortunately I couldn’t impress him very much. Bella was freaking out behind me, the Aussie tried to kill Bella or whatever and my leg was in his way... luckily he didn’t really bite me but my leg is all blue now. The owner just walked on calmly and tried to call her dog, who obviously didn’t react at all. Usually I’m the last one to judge people with complicated dogs but the way the owner reacted to the situation made me totally loose my shit. As the Aussie made no attempt to let go of Bella or my leg, I threw the end of Bellas leash at him and he ran away screaming. I don’t think I actually hurt him much though. However I screamed at the owner that she should leash her dog alongside some other not so nice things... I‘m not proud of what I said to her, but I was really really angry 😅
she just walked on as if she couldn’t hear me and as if nothing has happened...
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