I love my husband. I really do.
And I love tiny satan.
But man I need a vacation.
My husband has been working in the garage on a truck. Don’t worry, I don’t let him do anything with antifreeze or not pet safe stuff in the garage. He was just adjusting doors and shit like that.
He just left to take his buddy home. ‘Hey I put doggy jail up in the garage so the dogs can go in and out’ cool. Perfect. I finish what I’m working on and go for a smoke break. And I hear squeaking. Can’t find tiny satan. So I start looking through the house, checking to make sure I didn’t shut her in the bathroom. She’s not there. Start checking the yard, can’t hear squeaking. I come back in the door and she starts yelling at me.
Turns out my husband underestimated tiny satan, and tiny satan can get in places, and can’t get out. So she yelled at me to let her out of the doggy jail she breeched. So what does she do? Hop right back the fuck over the little board and starts yelling at me from under the truck again.
Pictures of her and my husbands attempt to contain demon dog. #tinysatan#demondog#puppy#puppylove#puppiesofinstagram#pupper#puppies#puppylife#husbandproblems#mechanic#ford
0 3220 February, 2020
Guys. I thought we were making progress I really did.
I’m a smoker. It’s a terrible habit, but it’s my habit. So I haven’t slept at all because of my pain levels, and I’m sitting on the steps outside of my door in the garage smoking, and questioning what it would be like to sleep like a human. Tiny satan comes through the dog door, and sits next to me. She was being so sweet, and it was a mother fucking trap.
She does it. The nose twitch of doom. She yeets herself at my hair and grabs a mouthful, and takes off full speed through the dog door. For reference my hair is long enough I can tuck it in my jeans. I’m squealing, yelling, and flailing as my head hits the door and goes part way through it before she lets go and vanishes. Life would be great if that’s where the story ended, but no, I’m never that lucky.
I recover my mostly upright position to discover my hair is now trapped in the metal piece at the bottom of the flap. I’ve got like 4 inches between my scalp and the door, and then like a foot and a half of hair inside the house because of how it’s tangled. Satan is no where in sight, so I start trying to untangle myself, not that I have enough room to really turn and look.
Then I hear her war cry. She runs at me full speed, grabs the part of the dog door I don’t have in my hands, and starts shaking and growling. I tried begging, pleading, negotiating and even thought about calling for an exorcism. I was ready to just rip my hair out and call it a day when she takes off and leaves me alone.
25 minutes of regretting even having hair, and I’m free. Where was my husband during all this? Dead ass asleep with the other two dogs. If I ever fall imma need a life alert cause fuck it all if no one wakes up to distress calls #tinysatan#theyeetdog#fml#puppy#puppylove#pupper#hair#dogdoor#puppylife#puppygram#husky#shepherdmix#shepherd#huskymix
Ember is still a baby but we can’t leave the star of the show out, so here’s some fun facts to help you get to know tiny satan better
🐶 Ember is roughly 3 months old
🐶 my husband named her after dark souls
🐶 she loves my slippers and will protect them till her dying breath
🐶 she will carry around her toy box and doesn’t want any toys in it
🐶 she won’t whine, but she squeaks when she’s afraid
🐶 she learned to climb on furniture by stacking toys in front of it
🐶 she can be calm or total chaos
🐶 we call her tiny satan because my dad always said puppies have a little bit of the devil in them
🐶 we started the Instagram because some of my internet friends loved her pictures
🐶 if she thinks I’m upset or in trouble she will pull my hair till I hold her 🐶 we hope to train her as a seizure service dog 🐶 we think she’s a husky shepherd mix
🐶 her name use to be pecan #husky#huskypuppy#huskylove#germanshepherd#germanshepherdpuppy#huskymix#shepherdmix#tinysatan#puppy#puppylove#puppyoftheday#rescuedogsofinstagram#rescuedog#servicedog#servicedogintraining#shelterdog
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I get it Kinsley, you're going to be the next Condoleezza Rice, but if you keep whining about wanting the damn Teen Beach movie Barbie, you aren't gonna live long enough to be sworn in, kidlet. #tinysatan 😂