Friday Friction: As you're sitting comfortably Hummie with your Lady Grey tea, it would be a good time to give you your appraisal. I'm really embarrassed for you as the report is not good. At all! For months now, your 3 Meowlin stars have rapidly been diminishing to the point of you achieving nil pointe! Not at all impressive. Main points of detention is lack of foresight relating to the pop up feeder; ugly visual expressions when takeaways are presented to your feet, then snatched away without any gratitude; persistent over touching and hugging; an excessive number of nicknames; non responsive attention when I ring my collar bell early in the mornings; treat deprivation. Hold on, Hummie, please sit down, the list goes on, we have all night...!