#ThrowbackThursday of Hollie looking like butter wouldn’t melt. Although I do miss her puppy days, one thing I don’t miss are those claws. They were bastards.
Another fun story about Hollies puppy days for you. I mentioned previously she loved chewing walls but that wasn’t the only thing. Oh no. One night I was watching TV thinking she was still gnawing on her bone. She was being fairly quiet so I left her to it. I eventually looked over and saw she was actually eating the £150 rocking horse that had just been bought for my nephews birthday. When I say eating it, I mean she turned the rocking horse into a stationary horse. That’s a skill. Clearly I got the dog that was a fucking carpenter and builder in her past life. You’ll be pleased to know she was absolutely fine after consuming the wooden rockers, I on the other hand had a meltdown and several splinters in my feet.
Still to this day she has a habit of chewing things.. like her fucking muff which ironically cost the same price as the bloody rocking horse. I would say she has expensive taste but any creature that munches her own nunnie surely has no taste whatsoever.